Classified Material

Classified Material is bad m'kay? No really it is, if you were wondering why we can't tell you, because then we'd have to kill you and then you wouldn't know anymore because you'd be fuckin dead. and what good would that do you? You'd be about as well off as a guy on lubed up ice crutches. in winter after an ice storm goin down a steep hill.

Normally items are only redacted this way, to this extreme by Republican administrations because they don't want people to find out all the shit they do, like using battery operated machine guns to kill babies. But, in some instances the transgression can be as minor as allowing themselves to be fellatiated by Barbara Streisand and the entire cast of Cheers, except Woody.