Sarah Palin



Sarah Palin is the former Half-Governor of Alaska and Cocktail Waitress/Flight Attendant for the 2008 Republican Presidential Campaign. She also worked in adult films under the name Lisa Ann, becoming the second most whacked off to Republican behind the commanding leader of the field Ronald Reagan.

Early Career
Palin became well known in Alaska for her fancy pageant walking and ability to suck the chrome off a bumper for political gain. However this talent didn't really do much to help her as most bumper repair men had only nominal political power in Alaska.

Rise To National Prominence
In 2008 Republican Nominee John McCain issued the following directive to his staff regarding the choice of his Running Mate: