Steve Buscemi

Steve Busche...buschem...busheemmeeem....Jones was born at a very early age and grew up into the dude who would become famously known as "The Wood chipper Man" for his timeless performance as Guy Who Gets Thrown Into a Wood Chipper #7 in the cinematic opus Fargo, a movie about a bunch of nasaly sounding losers who live in a god forsaken shithole town in North Dakota. (And trust me that's exactly as exciting as it sounds -Ed.)

Other Non-Wood Chipper Roles
Also he was in Escape from LA which was a totally kickass movie with a slicy blond chick as the President's Daughter in it. The scene with him drivin the car tryin to escape from the flood was kickass, at least I think that was him. If it wasn't it should have been.

Also he looks kinda like a 70's porn star but without the class.

But he still rules, cuz I say so.