Convergys

Convergys is the worst company in the entire universe and elsewhere, even Satan wouldn't work for it because he couldn't handle how awful it was.

Company Policy Re: Morale
Morale is the natural enemy of Convergys upper management. They possess an advanced tool known as a Dart Board upon which they have horrible ideas conceived of by some of the most devious minds since Dick Cheney. Whenever morale rises above %0.4 they throw a dart at it and implement whatever stupid fucking idea the dart lands on. And you'd think sometimes just by law of averages it wouldn't land on the most mentally crippling of all the ideas, and you'd be wrong.

Composition of the Dart Board
Oh, I forgot to mention the "dart board" is actually painted on to the employee of the month's chest. That's the reward you get for being employee of the month at Convergys, the chance to experience a pain other than mental while working for Convergys just to see if you could still feel something. And let me tell you as a former CON-vict the competition for that prize was fierce. I know a few guys who died trying to get it, lucky bastards.